omg just watched this film, I feel emotionally unsettled by Gary oldman atm.
“hey Gary, who’s your favourite Disney character?”
AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!
They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.
They played together as a family.
They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.
They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.
When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.
Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.
And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?
This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove.This is what nightmares are made of.
Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
the war on drugs has failed.
was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying
You what
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
turtles return to the mother ship
excuse u i believe those are tortoises
‘“You see that button on the bottom corner of your spotify browser? Click it. Go on, it’ll be fun. Thousands of people have already clicked it today. Fine, but don’t come to me when you miss out on all the fun. OH COME ON. YOU’RE BEING SO ANNOYING.” Feeling under pressure to take drugs? Talk to Frank.’
WOAH WOAH MAD ESCALATION, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING ASKED TO CLICK A BUTTON, NOT TAKE CRACK.